I joined pinterest.
Pinterest, the new internet site where you create boards with your interests,
look over your friends’ interests, and
steal their ideas to ‘pin” to your boards- in reality I waste hours upon hours
of otherwise productive time clicking through interesting projects. Meanwhile
the dog hasn’t been fed and I’m still in my jammies at noon, but damn, one of husband’s
keys is pretty as hell!!
FLASHBACK
Last night, 3 a.m. I couldn’t sleep. I was bored. I was restless.
I pulled my husband’s shop key from his keychain (husband was sleeping soundly and
obliviously in the next room). I smeared the top portion of the shop key with a
thin coating of Elmer’s glue. I then dipped the top of the key into a bottle of
silver glitter. I held the key between my teeth for about a half an hour so the
glitter and glue combo could dry. I then placed the key on my husband’s desk to
finish drying completely so that later (this morning) I could apply several
coats of clear fingernail polish to seal in the glitter. Mission
My dear husband woke up this morning, saw the key shining,
flashing, beckoning to him… and he merely shook his head. The other
two keys on the key ring now appear bland in comparison to the blinged key.
They just can’t compete.
END OF FLASHBACK
This idea came from
pinterest. I need to stay off pinterest.
There is quite a lot of damage that a jar of glitter, Elmer’s glue, and moi
could cause….
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